Proof God Exists.
Yesterday (Easter) morning.. as I was getting ready to go to a fancy brunch at Ridgemont Country Club in Greece with Ryann and here family.. I may have made one or two slightly blasphemous comments.
Basically.. all I said was that Easter is the day that Jesus resurrected and that would make him the first zombie. I went on to say how nowadays if someone was resurrected we would collectively try to destroy that person as opposed to cherish them as a God.
Anyway.. I left the house.. went thru the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru.. and promptly spilled my coffee all over my nice shirt on the way to brunch.
Proof God Exists: