IHOP CANCELS INTERNATIONAL PANCAKE DAY **SIGH**


I've hit a lot of lows in my day. There was the one time my elementary school girlfriend cheated on me by dancing with this dude named Brad at our school dance. There was another time in college where I drank too much and passed out in a closet and peed my pants. But nothing comes as close to the low that seeing this tweet brought me....

Every year I get hype for some free pancakes. EVERY.SINGLE.YEAR! Obviously pancakes are awesome but they somehow get better when they are free. And to see this tweet about IHOP cancelling International Pancake Day well I felt two ways. One way I was like dang IHOP is so massive they actually have the authority to cancel an international day. The other way I felt was just bitter sadness. Luckily in that same tweet, the day was saved....

IOUs BABYYYYYY!!! Thankfully they knew weirdos like me rely on this so we know IHOP is gonna hold us down. So shoutout to IHOP for being safe but also staying lit. Thank you, IHOP Sincerely yours... A lover of your chocolate chip pancake with the whip cream and cherries that is only available on the kids menu.